Compilation of best clever whatsapp status. Showoff your cleverness with your friends using these clever whatsapp status messages.

Latest Clever Whatsapp status

  • Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
  • The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
  • Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
  • It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
  • Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
  • Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
  • God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.
  • May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
  • When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
  • Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
  • Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
  • They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
  • That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
  • Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  • I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
  • I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
  • When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
  • The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
  • One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
  • Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
  • Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
  • I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
  • Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  • The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
  • People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
  • When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
  • The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
  • I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
  • I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
  • Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
  • Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
  • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
  • The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
  • Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
  • If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
  • I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
  • Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
  • ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
  • Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
  • Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
  • I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
  • Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
  • When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
  • Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
  • I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
  • Better late than never, but never late is better.
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
  • I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
  • Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
  • If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
  • Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
  • No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
  • Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
  • In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
  • Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
  • Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
  • God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.
  • You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
  • Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
  • I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
  • The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.
  • I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
  • Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
  • Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
  • My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.
  • I Love My Country. Itis The Government I’m Afraid Of!
  • Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
  • The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort.
  • If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
  • I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.
  • A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
  • The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
  • Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.
  • This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
  • When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
  • Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
  • I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
  • I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
  • I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four.
  • Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
  • Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?
  • Do unto others before they do unto you.
  • The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
  • I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!
  • He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
  • A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.