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  • Can’t talk, telepathy only!
  • Read books instead of reading my status!
  • SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
  • WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
  • It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fits exactly the length of the newspaper.
  • Congratulations!! My tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation.
  • A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!
  • In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
  • When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
  • I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
  • Don’t get a man(woman), get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
  • Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ……… I have.
  • Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
  • I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
  • Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
  • Who cares?????………..I’m awsome
  • I had to take a sick day. I’m sick of those peoples.
  • Everything funnier when you’re supposed to be quiet.
  • When I show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left. don’t swipe right. Just look.
  • When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
  • I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
  • A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
  • we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear. Some support and some freedom.
  • sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
  • A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
  • The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
  • we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
  • Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
  • Doing nothing is a very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
  • “I like straight forward people. The lack of drama makes life so much easier.”
  • “Respect is never making anyone’s shortcomings a target for laughter.”😃
  • Be Strong I Whispered To My WiFi Signal.
  • I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card
  • The problem with some people is that they exist.
  • Maybe the love of my life got stuck in a condom.
  • If I can look beautiful in my Adhaar card, I bet I am handsome
  • My study schedule: Study-10 min Rest- 1 Hr
  • The reason why I change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that.
  • To save water, I drink V0dka
  • Marriage is subject to market risk.
  • Drink till you become the greatest philosopher of your own world!
  • It’s always fun to look back 5 years old photo of ourselves ( Whatsapp status funny )
  • I didn’t fall, It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.
  • Which exercise machine do I need to impress a girl? The trainer said ATM.
  • If the brain is powerful why doesn’t everyone use it?
  • Most of the fruits I know now are just because of the shampoo I use.
  • I love my Haters, they make me Famous.
  • All my life I thought the air was free… until I bought a bag of chips.
  • I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
  • I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status….
  • We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me.
  • I hate math, but I love counting money.
  • I need Google in my brain.
  • I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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  • With great girlfriend comes great expenses.
  • Engineers and pressure cooker are similar- Both can handle pressure very well.
  • Please be patient because the toilet can handle only 1 a$$ hole at a time.
  • If silence is golden, animals are gold mines.
  • Your serious talks also make me laugh. ( Best Funny Whatsapp status )
  • Haste Raho-Hasate Raho-Khush Raho.
  • Behind every great man, there is an expensive woman.
  • Can’t you be a little loud, I can’t feel your energy.
  • I think I over-estimated the muscles of your brain.
  • I have had a great day, but that ain’t today
  • A man is as young as a woman he falls for.
  • Why God? Why don’t beautiful girls don’t have a brain!
  • His I.Q. is so low you don’t need 2 hands to count it.
  • The problem is the only thing that needs not be sought after.
  • I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
  • Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😉
  • If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
  • I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
  • I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
  • Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
  • The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too.
  • Life taught me a lot of lessons, but I bunked those classes too 😛

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  • They thought I wanted Job, but I just wanted paychecks.
  • Women can debate on any topic, EXCEPT GK
  • Can I click your photo, I love capturing natural disasters.
  • Many times a man makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl when he loves her dimples.
  • You can never convince a woman who gives you s3-x
  • I asked God for money, he didn’t give. So I stole money and asked for forgiveness.
  • Dear auto-correct, Please stop changing my harsh words into nice 1’s.
  • You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
  • Staying in contact with your Ex is just like making a regular phone call to your teacher.
  • It’s always that the junior and senior batches have nice girls. (Latest Whatsapp Status Funny)
  • I can explain it to you but I’m afraid your skull might blast.
  • I’m the boss and so is my wife. LOL
  • I have enough money to survive the whole life unless the keys of the locker are with my wife.
  • If people are talking behind your back, just FART
  • I am experiencing life @ of 30 WTF’s every day
  • The swimming pool is the best and safe place to fart.
  • Good girls are actually bad girls who never get caught. ( Whatsapp status funny )
  • Sarcasm is one of the service offers.
  • The psychiatrist told me that I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion, you’re ugly too he said.
  • If you’re talking behind my back, just kiss my a$$!
  • Whenever I think of quitting smoking, I need a cigar to think.

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Funny Status in Hindi for Whatsapp –

  • Bhai wifi milega kya toilet me?
  • Kya chal raha he- bhai aaj kal to fog chal raha he.
  • Khudi ko kar buland etna ki khuda bhi tuzse puche bhai kehna kya chahte ho.
  • कौन कहता है की सिर्फ ‪चोट‬ ही ‪दर्द‬ देता है असली दर्द मुझे तब होता है जब तू ‪ online‬ आके भी ‪reply‬ नहीं देती
  • अंदाज़ कुछ अलग ही हे मेरे सोचने का, सब को मंज़िल का शौख हे, मुझे रास्ते का ..। ( Funny Hindi Whatsapp Status )
  • पसंद है मुझे.. उन लोगों से हारना… जो लोग मेरे हारने की वजह से पहली बार जीते हों..
  • ‘हुनर’ सड़कों पर तमाशा करता है और ‘किस्मत’ महलों में राज करती है!!

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