Funny Quotes to chat with strangers – People always feel free to talk to friends, family and known persons. But when it comes to impressing a stranger with your first words, usually we get nervous. The conversation starters will help people to talk with strangers. Before talking anything, say “Hi” or “Hello” and following the response you get from them, continue the conversation. Funny conversation starters are situation-specific. Some of the funny quotes to talk with strangers are as follows
Funny Quotes to Chat with Strangers
- “What are things that you should not say at your own wedding?” (funny response questions)
- “I bet you can’t make me laugh! Do you know any funny jokes?” (funny response questions)
- “What is your most embarrassing moment?” (funny response questions)
- “If you were in a circus, what would your job be?” (funny response questions)
- “If you were a vegetable, what type of vegetable would you be?” (funny response questions)
- “What was the best thing before sliced bread?” (funny response questions)
- “You know what they say about people who talk to themselves?” (funny response questions)
- “My mum said I shouldn’t talk to strangers, but you don’t look scary.” (funny response questions)
- “My grandmother said I shouldn’t talk to strangers, but you don’t look like you’d kidnap me.” (funny response questions)
- “Look at that fighting couple. I’ve never seen so much love before.” (funny response questions)
- “Excuse me, but I do think it is about time we met.” (funny response questions)
- If it’s really hot, “It’s so hot in here, my sweat started sweating.” (observational humour)
- If it’s really early in the morning, “It’s so early that the sun hasn’t even gotten up yet.” (observational humour)
- If it’s really cold, say, “It’s so cold that I chipped a tooth on my soup.” (observational humour)
- When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose? (one line short jokes)
- If you ate pasta and antipasti during the same meal, would you still be hungry? (one line short jokes)
- Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted (assaulted). (one line short jokes)
